A catch in which a secondary meaning (in this instance gentle non-sexual humour) is revealed in performance.

This edition comprises a modern realisation, and a statement of the piece in its original specialised format.

Lyrics: Anon, probably the composer

In all her steps, in each enchanting eye,
In ev'ry gesture, see what beauties lie.
Although a cook, she's by an artist loved,
And kitchen stuff and fat his passion moved.
She to him declares his praise she'll never tell,
The views of Greece engrave he ne'er so well.