Guillaume Costeley
 (c.1530 - 1606)

Costeley : Grosse garce, noire et tendre : illustration

Grosse garce, noire et tendre
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149406 : Costeley : Grosse garce, noire et tendre : sheet music
Catalogued as Choral - Secular (Chansons)

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Publ. Paris, 1570.
Lyrics: Anon

Grosse garce, noire et tendre,
A fait son ami de moi.
Ell' pette quand je la baise,
Et je m'en ris quand je l'ois.
En la priant d'amourettes,
Je lui mis au cul la main;
Elle fut plaisante et sage;
Ell' me chia dans le poing.
"Or vois-je bien que tu m'aimes!
Tu m'as fait d'étrons mitaines:
Je t'épouserai demain."

So this lardy bitch, who's swarthy and soppy,
makes me her mate.
She farts as I bonk her
and I'm cracking up when I hear it.
While I'm asking her for nookie
I'm laying my mitt on her booty;
she's amusing and canny;
she dumps in my fist.
"Now you're loving me defo!
You've made me shit-mittens:
I'll tie the knot with you tomorrow."