This is one of those catches that is more lubricious in performance than the anodyne lyrics might suggest albeit this catch is the least successful of any in evincing any surprise at the eventual outcome.

This edition comprises a fully written-out version of the original.

Lyrics: Anon, probably the composer

You must go for John Rogers directly to come,
And tell him my lady waits for him at home.
He dresses my lady, he does it so well;
The ladies all round, Miss Jenny, Miss Bell.
To Kitty the housemaid he gave a toupee;
When he's done with my lady I wish he'd do me.